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– Calling all sissy-witches, bareback broom-lovers, and wand-worshippers!

SHOW DATES: Sat 30th October 2021
WHERE: Ironworks Studios, 30 Cheapside, Brighton BN1 4GD
£12 & £15 + £1.75 booking fee + £1 Brighton Rainbow Fund charity contribution
Limited Tables of 4 and 2 with table drinks service
DOORS:  6.30pm
CURTAIN:  7.30 pm
Age Restriction: 18+
Any Warnings: No

Double, double toil and trouble,
Poppers burn and booties bubble!

Calling all sissy-witches, bareback broom-lovers, and wand-worshippers! Amid constant government interventions, public protests and several threatening letters from a lady named Joanne, Fagwartz School of Bitchcraft and Jizzery opens to the public for one scandalous evening!

Join notorious troublemakers Jimmy Lavender and Felix Le Freak for this exclusive and unprecedented crash course in queer sorcery as we test your aptitude in cutting edge courses including Hex Education, Chems and Trans Figuration. Will you master the potion of instant death (drop) or perhaps find yourself more suited to serving T (leaves)? If you don’t enrol, then you’ll never know!

Fagwartz is an interactive, musical, theatrical classroom experience dedicated to the power and perseverance of LGBTQ+ witches, wizards everywhere. There will be a special award for the best dressed witch, wizard or nonbinary necromancer!

Quills will be provided.


For this performance there are limited number of tables of 4 seats and tables of 2 seats, both with table drinks service, and individual seats.

All seating is unreserved.